![]() A skeleton who rings the door bell on your house is considered to be a dead ringer.ĥ1. The skeleton quit the football team because he said his heart wasn’t in it. A skeleton who is always telling lies is considered to be a phoney-ba-boney.Ĥ9. That old skeleton is always complaining about her aching bones.Ĥ8. The skeleton who robbed the bank was not worried about the police because he knew they could not pin anything on him.Ĥ7. The skeleton climbed up the tree because the dog was trying to get his bones.Ĥ6. Skeletons love win that have a little body to it.Ĥ5. That skeleton just can not eat high school cafeteria food because he doesn’t have the stomach for it.Ĥ4. The world’s famous skeleton detective is Sherlock Bones.Ĥ3. The reason the skeleton could not lie to his mother was because she could see right through him.Ĥ2. The winner of the skeleton beauty contest was no body.Ĥ1. Never invite a skeleton to a barbecue because they will grab all the ribs. The baby skeleton kept asking for his bottle to be filled because it was always bone dry.ģ9. Fighting with a skeleton at the cemetery would be a grave mistake.ģ8. The skeleton was being picked on at school and now his mother had a bone to pick with the principal.ģ7. Over the dining table there was a shin-delier in the skeleton house.ģ6. That skeleton was a perfect addition to the band because he knew how to rock the sax-a-bone. The reason the skeleton never was able to ask anyone on a date was because he didn’t have a back bone.ģ4. Tami had to hang all the decorations this holiday because her husband is simply a lazy bones.ģ3. The skeleton can always keep the family on budget because they live bare bones.ģ2. If you see a skeleton dancing you should jump out of your skin and join him.ģ1. A skeleton is always looking for new friends because they tend to be bonely. The father skeleton comes home from work exhausted because he works himself to the bone.Ģ9. The skeleton used his tax money to buy a motorcycle because he was bone to be wild.Ģ8. If you see my skeleton brother would you let him know that I have a bone to pick with him.Ģ7. The skeleton snake is known as the rattler.Ģ6. ![]()
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